When I Speak English

When I speak English, I am speaking:

—  An enhanced version of the language used by Shakespeare, Bacon, Edgar Allen Poe, Jonathan Swift, Samuel Johnson, Dorothy Parker, Mark Twain & thousands of other literary masters.
—  The language used by George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, & thousands of other successful statesmen.
—  The language used by Einstein, Tesla, Edison, Bell, Henry Ford & thousands of other successful inventors.
—  The language used by philosophers, inventors, scientists, historians, literary greats, statesmen, & NASA explorers.
—  The language of computer hardware & software developers, architects & users.
—  I don’t care.

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